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Skateboard Park 

A Skateboard park is a area of land devoted to the art and form of Skateboarding, Generally its concrete requires little of no upkeep and supplies a broad section of that city's kids and teens with a place to skate more or less safely.In general i have seen very few problems associated with these parks beyond the spiteful rumors of the Skate park bigots,I think every library area should have a skateboard park nearby,To my knowledge no kid who is dedicated to skateboarding has ever shot up his Math class...
" lets drop the kids off at the Skateboard park..and get some shopping done..I never worry about Kimberly getting hit by a car if she skates there.."
Skateboard Park by DaynaS March 2, 2008

Skateboard Pee 

To urinate to one side while standing on a moving skateboard.

also see hang pee.
Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence
Skateboard Pee by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar 

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.
Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!

penny skateboard 

a mini skate board that resembles a banana board and they're so AWESOME! you could 360 flip ollie and shuvit or any other trick you got or just ride in pools or anywhere. they're so small you could put inside your backpack and very strong and flexible and dont say get a real longboard cause this is waaaay awesomer
as jake's friends were skateboarding he came up there with his new penny skateboard. they were laughing at him until he started pulling ollies and shuv-its. now he gets cred from his friends every time they see him
penny skateboard by uhh... duh? November 12, 2011

jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb
i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

Skateboard 

The good ol' plank o' wood. A skateboard is NOT a toy; it's a part of your fucking life, bro. Cruise to school, bomb hills, haul ass, eat shit, and learn a thing or two from and on your board. A skateboard has always been there. Get on and forget all the bullshit; enjoy the ride. You CANNOT use a skateboard as a fashion sense; if you do, you're a shithead. Thrash everything in sight and ride until you die.
Fuck doing homework. I have my skateboard.
Fuck doing drugs. I have my skateboard.

Fuck all this bullshit. I have my skateboard.
Skateboard by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs December 15, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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