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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

Skankahontas 

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.
Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV
Skankahontas by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009

skanktamonious cunt

A female pathalogical lier who acts holier than thou, who uses her good looks and empty promises to maniplate those around her into feeling sorry for her. All the while she's telling slanderous lies about them behind their backs.
I really despise skanktamonious cunts.

Skankadocious

1) a young lady or woman who is a skank in nature (such as a crack whore or cheap hooker) but pleasing enough to the eye that she remains desirable by even the most selective man (or woman).

2) Women who are not whores but only appear to be to the un-trained eye also fall under this term.

3) Any woman who you greatly desire but would never admit to sleeping with
that crack whore is skankadocious
Skankadocious by Luis from T.O. August 5, 2006

Skankadoodle 

adj or noun - A woman who is clueless, lazy, submissive, and will do anything to get ahead in life without having to work for it.
girl #1: "Ugh I cant stand that girl! She doesnt know what she's talking about!"
girl #2: "I don't know HOW she got this job!"
girl #1: "Yeah, she must be doing SOMETHING right!"
girl #2: "Skankadoodle!"
Skankadoodle by GeneralSlim April 16, 2009

Skankadoo 

A nickname to describe a home wrecking whore, who is both skanky and smells like a mixture between, (Someone who hasn't taken a shower in 4 days and just had dirty, 100 degree weather and no AC in the room sex!) and (Oops... I don't think I used enough toilet paper the last time I took a Doo Doo Type of Hoe)
No This MF isn't cheating on me with that Fuckin Skankadoo!
Oh Hell No! Hold my LV Bag, while I beat this Dirty, Ass, Skankadoo!
Ya, The Bitch look just like the Kind of Skanadoo he be with!
Skankadoo by WeAre1! December 2, 2010