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skank-tank

Any non-commercial, run-down, LOUD, American, low value, rear-wheel-drive automobile/truck typically between 1970 ~ 1987 driven by skanky, trashy people who tear around town like its the baddest ride ever. It's also common to yell: "SKANK-TANK!" (like "SLUG-BUG!") when such a person unintentionally proves that their hunk of shit is nothing to prove.
"Yeah there was this skanky bunch of people who pulled out of the Fast & Friendly in a rusted '77 Berlinetta Camaro with no exhaust and the guy tried to smoke his tires as he left and it died right on Kansas Expressway and they had to push it to the shoulder. What a skank-tank!"
skank-tank by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009
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Skank Tank 

1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.

2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!

Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
Skank Tank by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010

skank tank 

sleezy reavaling top or tee
Candy next door has her skank tank on again
skank tank by G Lee Moore January 10, 2006

skank tank 

(noun) an extremely skanky woman.
Bob: Dude look at Jeannette! She has like 5 guys around her? I cannot believe she dumped me.

Bill: Wow, what a skank tank.
skank tank by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011

Skank Tank 

A slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by 'skanks'. Normally used in reference to skanky females, but can also be used for annoying 'Jersey Shore' type males who pratically reside in the skank tank.
Cindy- So what's our schedule today?

Margaret- Laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!

Clyde- The Skank Tank again? Y'all are gonna get cancer, just wait.

Cindy- I'm not a skank! I'm single I can shag whoever I want!
Skank Tank by iwon'trememberit November 8, 2010

skank tank 

a peep show.
I work at the skank tank.
skank tank by Aesop April 30, 2004

Skank tank 

The area of fat that droops over the front of a skank's panty-line.
Guy 1: Woah man, who got that skank pregnant?

Guy 2: Naw man, she ain't pregnant, that's just her skank tank.
Skank tank by Enriquejones March 25, 2009
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