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Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Eucatastrophe

Another word for a happy ending.

Im glad that that book ended with a eucatastrophe!

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Chill Pill

Xanax tabs. A more easily found drug for anxiety and depression,

just go to your doctor and say you have intense back pains or say you

want to die and any doctor over 40 will prescribe you some sort of

benzodiazephine.

My doctor prescribes me a bottle of chill pills each month for my anxiety, but after only 2 pills I'm out cold.

by ɯ August 24, 2018

Willy Wonka

Another word for Purple drank.

My dude is out there sippin on Willy Wonka.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Waffle

A waffle is an delicious confection made out of batter that is mixed with sugar and pressed down by a waffle iron.
Then, after being heated and pressed, it is ready to eat, slap it on a plate and pour some maple syrup on it. A great breakfast item that is extremely easy to make! Just dont let it get soggy! ;3

Waffles are really good

by ɯ August 24, 2018

Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

by ɯ August 24, 2018

Yolo

You only live once
Something annoying 7 year olds say when they do something dumb.

Did you just steal a snickers bar from that store?
Yeah! Yolo.

Did you just drive your car into somebody's house?
Yeah I did! Yolo

Did you just slit her wrists and leave her to slowly die in your basement?
Yeah boy! Yolo!

by ɯ August 29, 2018