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sizi by elliechops August 14, 2010
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sight sizing
<woman takes off her shirt>
woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?
man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?
woman:thats right. howd you guess?
man:im good at sight sizing.
woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?
man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?
woman:thats right. howd you guess?
man:im good at sight sizing.
sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006
Sizing up
Sizing up by DomToretto July 17, 2021
delusional sizing
1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is
Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing
delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005
vanity sizing
"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
vanity sizing by PatB123 July 19, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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