It's what you call when you strap a pair of scissors to a carton or gallon of milk. It's commonly used for when you need scissors and milk at the same time. It's emergencium!
"Pass me the sizilk"
"What is siz-"
"its SCISSOR MILK!?"
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"Ok, but why-"
"It's for when you need scissors and milk at the same time"
"What is siz-"
"its SCISSOR MILK!?"
...
"Ok, but why-"
"It's for when you need scissors and milk at the same time"
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 31, 2023