sitler

usually has red pubic hairs with abnormaly large dinner plate sized aeriolas, is also known for having infections in the vagina area. likes random play and hooking up with ice, ice baby (only when incense is burning).

one day while walking in the park, i ran into a huge set of sitlers.

by cory davis May 18, 2008

Sitler

Sick Hitler

P1: you hear about Hitler?
P2:Hitler or sitler?
P1:sitler
P2: he's sick to be with, unlike his brother Hitler
(If anyone I know sees this you don't)

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Chairdolf Sitler

i really dont know what you expect

holy fuck its chairdolf sitler

by spoingus6699 December 8, 2021

Scott sitter

When someone called Scott misses a sitter in a game of football

"FFS he's done a Scott sitter "

by Owen court February 28, 2017

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."

by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008