When in a videogame, a shitspawn is when an enemy materializes in front of you/your character in a radius of 10 feet or less. This often catches you off guard and kills you, or gets you detected in a stealth mission.
“That guard just shitspawned in front of me, i cannot make this up.”
“What a fuckin’ shitspawn, dude.”
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).