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singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached
Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!
singlelitis by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

singleite 

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.
Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.
singleite by The Singleite January 13, 2011

Singleitis 

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone
Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...
Singleitis by Consanguine June 24, 2009

Singlesaints 

1. Latter-day Saint, or LDS, single adults, as found at www.singlesaints.com
2. Singlesaints.com itself
There are lots of singlesaints on Singlesaints.
Singlesaints by Randy Tayler November 24, 2003

Singleitis 

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time
Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.
Singleitis by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

Singlesaints 

A word that some cheap used to plug a religious website instead doing real advertisement.
For a clearer example See definition 1
Singlesaints by Ed February 10, 2005