singlebait

When someone doesn’t post their significant other anywhere on social media or talk about them much in order to gain more attention (sad but true).

She doesn’t have any pictures of her boyfriend on Insta? That’s a singlebait if I’ve ever seen one.

by Brodont July 21, 2022

singlelitis

The disorder some of your married friends seem to think you suffer from if you are unattached

Frank split up with Trudi...he'll have a touch of singlelitis and may need a course of speed dating to cure him!

by Flossycandy1 October 9, 2008

singleite

n. Derived (yet distinct) from the term "socialite". a socially prominent person who is single. "Socially prominent" is to be active, well-known or standing out in social gatherings, such as parties, events, the nightlife scene (bars, lounges, nightclubs), etc. And to be "single" means having your Facebook status be "Single"--not "It's complicated" or "In an Open Relationship"--whether it's true or not.

Seattle's most eligible (or eager) singleites can be spotted at the hottest parties.

by The Singleite January 13, 2011

Singleitis

1. A deep, profound lonliness that can only be filled by the company of a member of the opposite sex.

2. The period after the end of a relationship when the person(s) are tired of being alone

Guy1: Man, its been 2 months since she broke up with me and i got singleitis

Guy2: Dang, that sucks...

by Consanguine June 24, 2009

Singlesaints

1. Latter-day Saint, or LDS, single adults, as found at www.singlesaints.com
2. Singlesaints.com itself

There are lots of singlesaints on Singlesaints.

by Randy Tayler November 24, 2003

Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time

Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.

by ghatts1son November 21, 2010

Singlesaints

A word that some cheap used to plug a religious website instead doing real advertisement.

For a clearer example See definition 1

by Ed February 10, 2005