simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs

We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.

simulstalk by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010

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Simultasking

If an electronic device has more than one screen and multitasks on both of them, it is Simultasking.

The soon to be released Kyocera Echo from Sprint has the Simultasking capability.

Simultasking by AndroidGirl March 7, 2011

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simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

simulstance by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

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Simultasking

Performing more than one task at a time in a manner that doesn't diminish proficiency or efficacy of the combined tasks.

Mike was simultasking by building quality time with his daughter and maintaining his fitness when he used his daughter as additional weight for stair climbing.

Driving, talking on the phone, and applying makeup can be multi-tasked but not simultasked because one activity diminishes capability in the other activity when performed at the same time.

Simultasking by Hopajoo2 April 8, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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