When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
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by Deadboydoor517 April 20, 2021
Get the simpressive mug.Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
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by The Pimpedictorian August 6, 2003
Get the pimpressive mug.when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....
Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..
old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".
You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?
old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".
You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?
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