When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
by bentslightly January 4, 2022
A woman who is an empress of simps; get's a lot of attention and has a following of people who simp for her.
by TheSimpress January 9, 2021
by LajeeBoi March 23, 2020
the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.
"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"
"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"
by Krkič May 2, 2021
A woman who presents themselves in a submissive way to please a man they like. A simpress tends to do favors and be really kind to the man she is simping to.
Hey Trevor, isn’t Rhianna being a such simpress to you? Yeah man, she is always spoiling me with stuff and won’t stop flirting with me, she’s definitely a simpress.
by BigTMoney22 May 23, 2020
by Jelly Fusion March 15, 2020