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Dimpressive

A word for those realities that are impressingly depressing for their staggering stupidity and incredible popularity.
Jeff: "The Senator introduced the bill, fought for it, but due to election concerns and media pressure, led the charge to vote it down." Erik: "That is so fucking dimpressive."
by @dimpressive October 9, 2012
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passive-impressive

Behavior characterized by a statement that insinuates one’s own awesomeness in an unassuming, detached or even self-deprecating manner - i.e. bragging while trying not to seem like you're bragging.
1. Matt was being so passive-impressive when he told us he felt like a total dipshit after realizing he had spinach in his teeth while he was talking to Colin Kaepernick at that party last night.
2. I hate when people tweet passive-impressive stuff like: “Gosh, I am really dragging ass today after running 30 miles before work."
by recklessdiver February 20, 2013
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Impressive cock

Keanu Reeves' character Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 who has an impressive cock.
You're starting to reminder me of me... fifty years back. Minus the charisma... and impressive cock.
by botoxthisbotoxthat January 9, 2021
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Manic Depressive Rock

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.
"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."
by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012
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passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017
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Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.
He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).
by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008
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Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016
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