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by bentslightly March 29, 2015
Get the yogamilf mug.This condition occurs when a small portion of an item is freely given, resulting in a seemingly pleasant experience, luring the mark to buy a complete product, which is horrible when consumed in its full size.
Sampleitus strikes once again! This discount frozen pizza sucks; weird, the free sample at the grocery store was delicious.
by bentslightly February 18, 2023
Get the Sampleitus mug.A person, usually American, whose Conservative mindset, will rally against their own best interest unwittingly leading to a lower quality of life. Also, a Conservative Republican that doesn't make enough money to truly reap the benefits of massive tax-cuts associated with the upper tier of income earners.
Braxtyn is a Low Rent Republican because he's on welfare and voted for a candidate who cut social benefits. Also, Kryztn is such a stupid Low Rent Republican she voted Republican and her taxes went up!
by bentslightly October 30, 2019
Get the Low Rent Republican mug.When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
by bentslightly January 4, 2022
Get the Simpressive mug.A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.
Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.
by bentslightly December 26, 2021
Get the Medical Grifter mug.A portmanteau word combining the words "Kompromat" and "Complicated". Kompromat - Russian term for compromising information leading to blackmail, and, "Complicated" - Consisting of many interconnecting parts or elements; intricate.
Representative Madison Cawthrone keeps using Kremlin talking points on the house floor, his situation appears to be getting quite komprocated.
by bentslightly December 27, 2021
Get the Komprocated mug.A portamenteu word combing the words "Grifter" - A confidence artist, combined with "Fascist" - A person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views, disguised a vague grassroots populism.
Steve Bannon conned his supporters and misappropriated donations, truly the actions of a griftofascist traitor.
by bentslightly December 27, 2021
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