simpo

the name noah and henry come to mind when thinking of someone overobsessing over a girl in a creepy sort of way...
if someone of their name slides into your dms be cautions becuase they can be the best and worst thing that happen to you

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mate: did u actully like him
girl: na m8 he was a total simpo

girl: hey baby

guy: hi girl
*guy to mates*

nah bruvh she was a total simpo

by ole mate March 24, 2020

SIMPO

Acronym: Single Income Minature Pet Owner.
A designation for marketing groups and social studies. An urban phenomenon, seemingly spreading to high density metropolises worldwide, probably starting in Manhattan. Pets are usually adorned in designer apparel, showing the high earning capacity and disposable income of said Pet Owner.

Have you seen Julian parading his mini Pomeranian around in its fur coat?
I have Bruce. Julian's such a SIMPO!

by Chopes January 17, 2011

No simpo

A phrase used to deny the act of simping.
Can be compared to "No homo".

Sasha: Damn it's raining cats and dogs out here!
Jack: No simpo, but I laughed at that.

by sashawatermelon December 22, 2019

No Simpo

The only counter to being suspected of simp like tendencies or behavior. Do not use this phrase or call it out unless you are cornered or in a situation where you know you messed up.

Regular yute:Yeah shes amazing and so much fun, we really miss her
Hood yute:My dawgs you saying you miss her ahlie, my mans in his feels yo!
Regular yute:What..!?,nah hold up fam wys thats my sisnem styl
Hood yute:Nah yo dont cap I know theres sum more, no man misses a shordy like that
Regular yute:No I would neve....I mean nah fam wallahi its not like dat
Hood yute:Fam stop the cap you was just talkin bout how you she was so nice and ho..
Regular yute:YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS NICE AND I DO MISS HER AND SHES MY SISNEM FAM NO SIMPO
Hood yute:...

by forehead terminator October 3, 2020

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

simon kalivoda

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

by annabienkowski July 22, 2021