simpasi

The official state of being bipolar around 60-70 year old men and not being diagnosed

Grandpa, I think I am simpasi

by glitterlover556783 February 1, 2018

Simpani

A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.

Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy

by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

simposium

A gathering of simps

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there

by anonymous October 5, 2020

simpatico

Being in agreement with the whole vibe and flow of things or being aligned or in agreement with a person or group of people.

The women are beautiful and the beaches are lovely. Im feeling simpatico, i could really get used to a place like this.

by Harry M January 2, 2008

simposis

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp

You've been diagnosed with simposis

by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

simpsitive

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time

that boy is such a simpsitive

by anonymous October 25, 2020

simposium

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.

Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*

by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020