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A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020
Related Words

simposium 

Emily went to the simposium yesterday to discuss her unrequited love of Charles

Yo, look at that simposium over there
simposium by anonymous October 5, 2020

simpatico 

Being in agreement with the whole vibe and flow of things or being aligned or in agreement with a person or group of people.
The women are beautiful and the beaches are lovely. Im feeling simpatico, i could really get used to a place like this.
simpatico by Harry M January 2, 2008

simposis 

It is when you are diagnosed as a simp
You've been diagnosed with simposis
simposis by Moohjuice March 21, 2020

simpsitive 

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time
that boy is such a simpsitive
simpsitive by anonymous October 25, 2020

simposium 

A meeting with someone to discuss and to correct their simp-like behavior.
Person: *lets random girl take a sip of their drink*
Person’s Friend: “Hey bro, are you simping over there? I’ve gotta invite you to a simposium.” *shakes head in disbelief*
simposium by Smoked Bear March 25, 2020