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A mentally unstable fucktard, can at least bench 200kg and runs faster than a 2002 Honda civic goes. Usually is very calm, but be careful, hes not. Trustworthy and monotonous.
kinky and likes to punch and kick shit.
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Girl 1: simika choke me
Girl 2: watch out he might rip your head off
simika by mexican viskas May 6, 2022
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Website similarity scam 

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Usually a girl with higher education, avid book reader, open mindset, mad emotional intelligence and great libido . In most cases, a Simina was not abused by her family in contrast with other female names carriers and has amazing genes. Loves males and respects fellow females. Probably a genius in disguise but too innocent and shy to admit it. Loves patriarchy as much as feminism and wishes the world would be a better place. Not a fan of dick pix and animal abuse. Great smile and amazing talent.
Damn, I wanna be Simina.
Simina by not_ur_boy November 25, 2017

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

similak child 

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child
That similak child is drivin me wild
similak child by guy July 27, 2004
Noun. To be extremely cool, funky, fresh and unique. To be a Samika means you are being a forerunner in progress of society. To be Samika-ish means you rock out.
Kid 1- Dude! That picture is like sooo SAMIKA!
kID 2- Yeah I know..the eccentric colors are so exciting!
SAMIKA by FIREDOLL22 November 27, 2004