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A Simfony is a person that is racist and a Pedo at the same time, they usually wat a lot of cupcakes and love to jerk off there best friends. Simfonys are not the type of people that you mess with because they will fuck beat the shit out of you, a Simfony will go out side of a school and wait for a child to come out for the taking. On Monday nights Simfony's are the worst they love to fuck the shit out of anything that they find. Remember not to mess with a Simfony, they also hate people named dylan or wosh.
Man - is that one of those simfony's
Man 2 - yes looks like he has a kid in his hands
Man - unlucky
simfony by SnowBunnyaremyfav October 4, 2023
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Simpony is a play on words of SIMP and symphony. Simpony is a nickname given to people who act like complete idiots.
Guy 1: Hey, you remember simpony?
Guy 2: Simpony?
Guy 1: Yeah, Simpony is Bob's new nickname.
simpony by MuddledGuy May 20, 2020
The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.
"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."
Simony by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

Simfonik 

Girl, that outfit is totally Simfonik.
Simfonik by Kandi Jade December 9, 2008
Buying or selling of something spiritual or closely connected with the spiritual. More widely, it is any contract of this kind forbidden by divine or ecclesiastical law.
Selling Bibles is a kind of simony... If it's not, the definition above is a hypocrisy.
Simony by Emanuel Dasioli April 22, 2023

Simonyan 

It's my surname
My last name is Simonyan
Simonyan by Akajsi May 6, 2024