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Simpony is a play on words of SIMP and symphony. Simpony is a nickname given to people who act like complete idiots.
Guy 1: Hey, you remember simpony?
Guy 2: Simpony?
Guy 1: Yeah, Simpony is Bob's new nickname.
simpony by MuddledGuy May 20, 2020
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Simphony 

A group of simps. Typically consisting of friends or individuals who are all simps.
Little johnny and his friends play with a female gamer who isn't particularly good at the game, but they make her feel like shes a champion. Power of the simphony.

It's a fucking simphony in here.

This girls stream chat is a literal simphony.
Simphony by Pollozz July 8, 2020
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Simphony 

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak
I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.
Simphony by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simphony 

A group of Muskrats. Typically consisting of a bunch of absolute loser grown men who are obsessed with the world's cringiest billionaire. They roam the internet gargling Elon Musk's balls in the vain hope that daddy will notice them.
Don't tweet about his Apartheid emerald mine money, unless you want a simphony of Muskrats in your replies.
Simphony by Jane Grape Geyser November 2, 2022
The irrational love of mediocre Cubs first-baseman Randall Simon.
"The level of ILFaninCA's Simony has gone up every day."
Simony by Hee Seop Choi September 10, 2003

Simphony 

It's kind of like a simp but the whole orchestra of them.
Usually crawl around playroom discord server.
Tend to ask for foot pics of superior female race that is apparently non-existential in the internet.

The example would be
This guy is not a simp he is the whole simphony.
Simphony by SimphonyTM May 22, 2020

Simphony 

Any actions taken by a simp to Impress someone

I acknowledge the fact that I've caused you pain, and I truly want to say I am sorry. The silence is deafening. Please forgive me for insulting your birds and telling you that your not ace even though you are, I am truly sorry, please forgive me, I am so sorry, did I tell you how sorry I am, well I am just really really really really sorry, sometimes I say things which I dont mean, I am sorry for that as well, please forgive me (A note where the writer is trying to impress a girl)
The popular kid in the school did an act of Simphony over a girl who rejected her twice before
Simphony by S4cats September 30, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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