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Shipsiding 

To take a shit, freeze it, wrap it in foil & then sodomize yourself with it, like Matty
I love shipsiding myself.
Shipsiding by CBJacks April 24, 2014
Related Words
Suckup. The undignified and obseqious debasement or ingratiation of oneself to another in the hope of currying favor.
Make sipsip naman to the bakla teacher so you get good grades.
sipsip by Pau January 3, 2004
Severely Insecure Person Seeking Immediate Promotion (or Position)
You can't trust a SIPSIP person; they just suck you up.
SIPSIP by patas na pinoy July 1, 2008

simpsitive 

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time
that boy is such a simpsitive
simpsitive by anonymous October 25, 2020
When you're doing an activity (such as packing, moving or redecorating) that involves many bags, boxes, and stuff being stacked precariously on top of each other, or an overloaded case that is top-heavy and unstable. After some battling with the cases, boxes, bags etc., it appears to finally be stable, so you leave it. As SOON as you move away from it, you see and/or hear the contents or the whole container ever so slowly slipping. And you have about 5 seconds to grab it before EVERYTHING comes crashing down. The part where you slowly hear it slipping little by little is the slipsies.

Added bonus when you do catch it, get it stable again, and then you hear the slipsies occuring AGAIN.
Puff pant, phew I can't believe I managed to get 35 items into that one bag! Time for a fat one. (Looks away for 1 second, hears a slow rustling, looks back and sees the bag starting to deform more and more on one side).
FUCKIN' SLIPSIES AGAIN!!!
(CRASH)
Slipsies by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2017

simpsister 

one who simps alongside you
Will and I are simpsisters for Shawn Mendes
simpsister by stolarski October 1, 2020