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immediate 

(v.) to come to or declare a position or standpoint instantly or spontaneously; to rush to; to jump to a conclusion
He immediated the conclusion that Obama is a communist because he past the Affordable Health Care Act, a somewhat socialist based bill.

Don't immediate conclusions. When you do that most of the time, you don't have enough evidence for which to found it on.
immediate by Jenf Lopz November 2, 2014
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immediate 

occurring or done at once.
sometimes soon like the next couple of days.
I need it on Monday. Sounds like an immediate job.

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.
"My immediate family is coming to town."
Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
immediate ejection by Looger November 1, 2007

immediate reaction 

When you don't expect something and you quickly do the opposite to what you were doing within a second
Immediate reaction is when you put your hand in boiling water and your put your hand out within a second
immediate reaction by Bungar March 12, 2017

immediate fear 

It's when you think you could do something, then immediately realise how much you lack confidence to do it
"I thought I could do it man, but then, I was stuck with immediate fear"

Immediate Likeage 

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.
Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.
Immediate Likeage by malexb714 September 20, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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