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Sigmachad 

Someone who is so cool that he is both Sigma male and Gigachad at the same time. He could be on top of every social hierarchy but choose to be outside of society. An ultraproductive, superattractive, megavirtuous man.
- Man, I want to be like him.
- Same, he is a Sigmachad.
Sigmachad by Aidarkhan2002 December 30, 2022

signachore 

What scratchin' out yer John Hancock often becomes once you get significant Arthur Itis.
If scribblin' on da dotted line is a real signachore, there are at least two fairly-easy options: either obtaining a rubber stamp with your "self-scrawl" imprinted on it (to prevent fraud, this potentially-super-valuable device should be kept under lock and key except when you're actually using it, of course; it may also require a co-signing witness for da stamped name to be legally binding/acceptable), or have a more-able-bodied fellow human grasp your hand to guide it through the writing process (this again necessitates da assistance of another, but if your muscles/joints are truly so weak/stiff/painful dat you can't even occasionally jot down a few words without great difficulty, then you might wanna have a full-time caregiver at your side, anyway, to help you perform ordinary day-to-day tasks more safely/easily).
signachore by QuacksO January 24, 2023

alpha male lone wolf sigmachad leader of the pack 

me
"i am an alpha male lone wolf sigmachad leader of the pack"