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Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.
We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!
Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

biebering 

1. the sexual act between two male units of putting one's erect penis in another's ear, ejaculating, jizzing, and groaning at an incredibly high volume, whilst producing faecal matter on that person's chest at an also incredibly high volume.

2. the act of playing any song by singer Justin Bieber.
"Hey John, want me to give you a bieber tonight?"
"Biebering is only gay for the person that's getting it!"
"Are you singing along to "One Time", or giving your little friend a bieber?"
biebering by imma_redbull04 July 7, 2014

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering by Armstrong 

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
Steering by Armstrong by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Biebering About 

The term "Biebering About" is used to describe the bad driving nature of someone. Typically used in a derogatory manor meant to insult the individual, because Justin Bieber drives like an asshat. This term was brought about after his run in with NFL star, Keyshawn Johnson, in the private residential community they reside in. Don't be afraid to call a buddy out on tooling around like an asshat in inappropriate situations. We have race tracks and events for a reason.
Ex 1:
"Did you see that idiot speeding down the road and weaving all over the place?"
"Yeah, they were biebering about."

Ex 2:
"Chris, Quit biebering about! You're going to get us killed!"

Ex 3:
"Kimberly was killed by someone biebering about when she went to the store for hot dogs... I was really looking forward to a hot job."
Biebering About by tcbar June 12, 2013