sidepot 

Originates from Texas Hold-em. To talk to a girl alone outside the presence of a larger group or entity.

Kid 1: Haha look at Sam talking to that girl over there.

Kid 2: Ya he's totally sidepotting.

sidepot by SidepotKing September 5, 2010

Sidepot 

A sidepot is a girlfriend that knows you are cheating on her but still stays with you. The only reason that you even talk to her is for the gifts that she gives you and the sex. The average sidepot knows her place but on occasion a sidepot will try to talk back to you and threaten to leave you. When this happens you must put them back in their place. The ideal sidepot is at home while you are in college hooking up with a different girl each night.

Damn that chick is a sidepot.

Sidepot by Geno392 January 7, 2008

Anal Sidepot 

The ugliest woman that you'd actually be willing to bang at a club or party. Generally, you try to find this woman as soon as you show up, but only talk to her on your way to and from the bar...that way, you still have an "in" but are free to work the others.

All the hot chicks were taken, so I had to settle for the anal sidepot.

Once the party progressed to a point where even my anal sidepot was taken, I knew it was time to go somewhere else before I ended up with some one-eyed heifer in my bed.

Anal Sidepot by Escotiz February 27, 2007

sidemoted

"Promoted" to a new job or position within a company or organization that is really just a lateral move. The new job/position has little or no increase or decrease in income, power, or responsibility. Often the result of organizational restructuring or for other reasons.

"Hey, I heard you got a new job!" "Nah, I just got sidemoted."

sidemoted by ne14u2b December 12, 2012

sidepocket

A prostitute with a colostomy bag he can remove to give male customers some sidepocket.

That bum over there just got a colostomy bag and is trying to sell his sidepocket for crack!
(as evidenced outside Parkland Hospital in Dallas, TX)

sidepocket by waco_huber December 14, 2010

Hannah Sidebotham

Funny and load, always has a laugh with everyone but can be annoying, very pretty but definetely has a different side to her

Hannah Sidebotham is Funny

Hannah Sidebotham by grey. ya April 13, 2020

Sidebottomming

To act of masturbating in every room in a building, normally your own home but schools and hospitals are adequote substitions. Points are scored for the amount of family members in the room and also how and where semen strikes them. Double points are awarded for danger wanking aside your sleeping parents and siblings.

I've almost finished sidebottomming my way around my house.

Sidebottomming by Nathan's Dad October 10, 2013