Sidebottomming

To act of masturbating in every room in a building, normally your own home but schools and hospitals are adequote substitions. Points are scored for the amount of family members in the room and also how and where semen strikes them. Double points are awarded for danger wanking aside your sleeping parents and siblings.

I've almost finished sidebottomming my way around my house.

by Nathan's Dad October 11, 2013

sidebottom

The act of gently lifting one butt cheek to discreetly let one rip.

I knew I was about to erupt so with respect to my fellow parishioners, I faked a sneeze and let loose with a sidebottom.

by JohnXxX February 20, 2014

sidebottom

Noun meaning new found courage in the face of adversity.

Grow a Sidebottom and get back on the field.

by JohnXxX February 20, 2014

sidebottom

Used in an adage to describe the state of falling in love.

I’m head over sidebottom in love with you.

by JohnXxX February 20, 2014

Sidebottom

Much like Boober Fraggle, having a fun loving daring alter ego compared to his boring self

Have you seen how Jerry is acting lately? She’s totally letting her sidebottom out

by Bilius-Mcdumbass April 04, 2021

Sidebottom

The name given to homosexual men that only allow themselves to be penetrated whilst laying on their side.

Mark advertised in the gay classifieds that he is a powerbottom, but his date discovered that he was in fact a lazy Sidebottom with a wollered out butthole.

by Pudblumpkin December 18, 2023