Sidebottomming

To act of masturbating in every room in a building, normally your own home but schools and hospitals are adequote substitions. Points are scored for the amount of family members in the room and also how and where semen strikes them. Double points are awarded for danger wanking aside your sleeping parents and siblings.

I've almost finished sidebottomming my way around my house.

by Nathan's Dad October 10, 2013