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side bone 

n. Like a side chick, but for girls
v. The process of being fucked by your side bone.
Damn, my side bone did some good shit last night.

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++
++++ Bone + Fish + Hospital = `~`Sleep`~`On`~`The`~`Side`~`+++++++

side boner job 

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."
side boner job by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

side boner 

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".
Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."
side boner by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013
when you get a boner from seeing someone's sideboob
Duuuude I totally just got a sideboner from seeing Emily's sideboob.
sideboner by sponge_boob February 20, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026