sideboner

when you get a boner from seeing someone's sideboob

Duuuude I totally just got a sideboner from seeing Emily's sideboob.

sideboner by sponge_boob February 20, 2017

Sidebanger

Sidebanger = From the Side I'd Bang Her. Intraocualar Excitement and inducement triggered from gazing at an attractive female.

Scenario: Driving next to some girl in a her car.

Shloimy: Yo Yo Homies , I'd bang her

Me: Fo Real??

Shloimy: Fa Real Homie. Dat is da shit....

Meanwhile we speed up in the left lane and get ahead of the car.

Me: Yoooooooo, she's madddd old. She's old enough to be your grandma's grandma. That's some sick shit bro.

Shloimy: Homie dat be sidebanger.

Me: Bro dat's still some sick shit. I wouldn't bang her at all from the front or the side. U be trippin.

Sidebanger by SimiB January 21, 2016

Sideberry 

A sideberry is an extra Blackberry that one carries with oneself for work or BBM purposes. It is not as cool as other phones such as iPhone or Nexus S but is still needed for its unique functions.

Yo Simz, I just BBM'd you on my Sideberry get back to me when you have a minute my borther.

You are not an original gangster unless you have a Sideberry

Sideberry by BBQ/Deeznuts December 10, 2010

Sideliner 

AKA: "Sideline bitches", are the large number of people who sit around in the confinement of their own little worlds, picking apart the actions and efforts of others. These sub standard human beings often do not even realize that they are indeed a bunch of do nothing, whining, over opinionated, pussies, with no personal accountability or personal experiences. They tend to form their opinions based on other's words, most often provided by the media or other sideliners, allowing them to feel like they're part of the action. They will talk until the day they die, but will never be the person who actually takes part in events that are worthy of discussion or praise.

1)Dude #1: Man, this douche bag keeps trying to holler at my girl while I'm "away on business". Telling her, "if I cared I wouldn't be leaving."
Brotha'#2: What a motha'fuckin hater.
Dude #1: Ya, he is quite the sideline bitch. I think I might have to kill him. Want to help me remove his teeth and burn the body?
Brotha' #2: Fo'sho.

2) The self proclaimed "left wing", liberal elements of the United States political scene are nothing more than a bunch of sideliners. Someone should explain to them that waving signs and chanting won't stop extremist organizations from expanding and beheading them.

3) It is not a good a idea for a sideliner to approach a United States Army Ranger with his or her bullshit. It will most likely result in them getting skull fucked.

Sideliner by 275WatchMan7tre April 23, 2009

Sideboarding 

When a snowboarder goes down a slope in the braking position, effectively the side of the board. A very slow way to go down advanced slops, commonly looked down upon by advanced boarders.

Sideboarding is a technique commonly used by snowboarders not experienced enough to ride down blue and black slopes properly.

Sideboarding has been known to wreck moguls and create unwanted banks of snow for more experienced boarders.

Guy 1: Look at all those idiots braking all the way down the black diamond.

Guy 2: They're sideboarding. It either means the snow on the hill sucks or they're just idiots who aren't ready for this kind of hill.

Guy 1: I'm gonna hafta go with the latter.

Sideboarding by Snawa March 1, 2010

seboner 

when you get an erection while playing fortnite

bro I got a seboner while looking at zoey's fatass

seboner by xXFaZe_B00ty_KillaXx May 6, 2020

Sheboner 

the female equivalent of an erection, boner, wood, etc.... when a female becomes aroused. does not involve a penis, it is merely to suggest that if a female had a penis it would at that moment be erect

I saw Dave Matthews on tv and I got a sheboner.

He is so good looking, it gives me a sheboner.

Sheboner alert! Hottie at 6 oclock!

Sheboner by Megnollia February 3, 2010