shwingus

An undesirable good, similar to the use of chopped liver in idioms.

Alternatively, the acronym S.H.W.I.N.G.U.S. (shwingus hingus wingus ingus ningus gingus ungus sungus).

A: I can’t go to your wedding, I have my dog’s half birthday.
B: What am I, shwingus? It’s my wedding!

shwingus by Grunkle Funkus February 23, 2024

shmingus

A word that has no defined meaning.
A very complex word in which only those part of bingus' dungeon can use.

Person 1: Hey, what class do we have next?
Person 2: S H M I N G U S .
Person 1: Thanks!

Person 2: Shmingus.

shmingus by Bingus and Shmingus October 15, 2020

swingus 

Someone who does not know how to ride a swing.

A common playground insult among children and adults.

"Wow, look at Greg! He can't even swing. What a swingus."

swingus by borkleborp July 30, 2019

Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

Shmingus by Shminguy September 25, 2023

Shlingus 

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

Shlingus by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

Shlingus 

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

Shlingus by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

Shingus Williams

1. One of the greatest tennis players of all time.

2. Sister of Vingus Williams

Shingus Williams is my favorite tennis player

Shingus Williams by chinesus-klist October 21, 2021