swingus
swingus by borkleborp July 30, 2019
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Swingset
When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.
Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.
Swingset by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
Swingset
A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful
Swungus
Swungus by Morgz (swungus fan) March 26, 2022
Swungus
Swungus by Micky Mouse at Waffle House March 26, 2022
Swinges
1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio
food swings
Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.
food swings by princesschristy86 June 7, 2010
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