swingus 

Someone who does not know how to ride a swing.

A common playground insult among children and adults.

"Wow, look at Greg! He can't even swing. What a swingus."

swingus by borkleborp July 30, 2019

Swingset 

When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.

Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.

Swingset by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Swingset 

A dangerous playground object where unsuspecting users can get pinched especially in the guzzy when they are not careful

Susie get down demo that swingset right now young lady! You'll pinch your guzzy!

Swingset by jac-h May 13, 2011

Swungus

The joy one gets from swinging with friends

I was swungus after our team climbed to the traversal bar

Swungus by Morgz (swungus fan) March 26, 2022

Swungus

A really cool robot

Wow look at the robot, it's so swungus

Swungus by Micky Mouse at Waffle House March 26, 2022

Swinges 

1. Shortened version of the saying: Sweet as Minges
2. An alias used by the rugby union legend Lawrence Dallaglio

1. Put a nob of butter in those beans and they'll taste swinges yeah?
This sherbet is absolutely swinges, lets have a go on your sugary dick
2. Did you see Swinges Dallaglio on This Morning with Phillip Schofield. He cooked a banging lasagna.

Swinges by Lovs2Fuk June 8, 2011

food swings 

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.

Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.

food swings by princesschristy86 June 7, 2010