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sweet and weird at the same time.
baby i love you so much.... can i stick my penis in you.
oh david your so shweird.
shweird by devilswheeltosteal June 27, 2010
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Someone/something super weird for no reason
That is shweird bro
Shweird by The dinner table November 17, 2020
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combination of "so" and "weird" leaving no need to waste precious time by saying "so weird"

"that bitch is sweird"
that little gamer fag is sweird. all he does is jack off all day
sweird by asstaster1010 June 28, 2006

schweirdo 

Adj. A person who is already a weirdo but smoked too much pookie pipe/ Meth to be anywhere close to. society.
I can't believe that Johnny is smoking Meth now.Me too he is gonna end up addicted an smoke too much it will be far to late to save him from becoming a full on schweirdo.
schweirdo by dankyzoo420 November 19, 2013

Shwerding 

Shwerding originated from two greats from Poole, Dorset. They are gifted individually, the thinker, the motivator; one being the background guy and one being the frontline. It comes as taking words and using them yourself, but these gifted guys used to do it for humour and coding. People wouldn't understand this companionship, like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Ant and Dec but more in reality Dumb and Dumber.
"Shwerding "and Exshample you shnood shmeek Shnike shmis because it would be not conformist. " smhaydon can I have shmaves please?" Shwerdimt is Shnoe shmucking shmule dude shmightcheous
Shwerding by PooleDorsetBanter August 17, 2015
A name referring to another being not of this world, but of planet Jupiter. It has a lonesome hair that waves in the wind and slurps up all of its prey. It has a plunge that is great and long, reaching radical lengths up to 10+ km. If you pet it’s head and try to call it a good boy, it will snarl and hiss, but that is it showing affection, do not fear! If you come into contact with this creature in the wild, beware of its extraterrestrial abilities.
Look! It’s a wild sweirdo!”

“I got impaled by a sweirdos plunge last night, it was horrific.”
“Look at that sweirdos lonesome hair waving in the wind, how majestic.”
sweirdo by nanjahdoncuddle December 23, 2017
the east meadow stoner's version of word.
"whaddup slut?
-shwerd yo!"
shwerd by Diva & Skittlez August 2, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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