shweird

sweet and weird at the same time.

baby i love you so much.... can i stick my penis in you.
oh david your so shweird.

by devilswheeltosteal June 27, 2010

Shweird

Someone/something super weird for no reason

That is shweird bro

by The dinner table November 17, 2020

sweird

combination of "so" and "weird" leaving no need to waste precious time by saying "so weird"

"that bitch is sweird"

that little gamer fag is sweird. all he does is jack off all day

by asstaster1010 June 28, 2006

schweirdo

Adj. A person who is already a weirdo but smoked too much pookie pipe/ Meth to be anywhere close to. society.

I can't believe that Johnny is smoking Meth now.Me too he is gonna end up addicted an smoke too much it will be far to late to save him from becoming a full on schweirdo.

by dankyzoo420 November 19, 2013

Shwerding

Shwerding originated from two greats from Poole, Dorset. They are gifted individually, the thinker, the motivator; one being the background guy and one being the frontline. It comes as taking words and using them yourself, but these gifted guys used to do it for humour and coding. People wouldn't understand this companionship, like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Ant and Dec but more in reality Dumb and Dumber.

"Shwerding "and Exshample you shnood shmeek Shnike shmis because it would be not conformist. " smhaydon can I have shmaves please?" Shwerdimt is Shnoe shmucking shmule dude shmightcheous

by PooleDorsetBanter August 17, 2015

sweirdo

A name referring to another being not of this world, but of planet Jupiter. It has a lonesome hair that waves in the wind and slurps up all of its prey. It has a plunge that is great and long, reaching radical lengths up to 10+ km. If you pet it’s head and try to call it a good boy, it will snarl and hiss, but that is it showing affection, do not fear! If you come into contact with this creature in the wild, beware of its extraterrestrial abilities.

“Look! It’s a wild sweirdo!”

“I got impaled by a sweirdos plunge last night, it was horrific.”
“Look at that sweirdos lonesome hair waving in the wind, how majestic.”

by nanjahdoncuddle December 23, 2017

shwerd

the east meadow stoner's version of word.

"whaddup slut?
-shwerd yo!"

by Diva & Skittlez August 2, 2007