schweirdo

Adj. A person who is already a weirdo but smoked too much pookie pipe/ Meth to be anywhere close to. society.

I can't believe that Johnny is smoking Meth now.Me too he is gonna end up addicted an smoke too much it will be far to late to save him from becoming a full on schweirdo.

by dankyzoo420 November 19, 2013

shweird

sweet and weird at the same time.

baby i love you so much.... can i stick my penis in you.
oh david your so shweird.

by devilswheeltosteal June 27, 2010

sweirdo

A name referring to another being not of this world, but of planet Jupiter. It has a lonesome hair that waves in the wind and slurps up all of its prey. It has a plunge that is great and long, reaching radical lengths up to 10+ km. If you pet it’s head and try to call it a good boy, it will snarl and hiss, but that is it showing affection, do not fear! If you come into contact with this creature in the wild, beware of its extraterrestrial abilities.

“Look! It’s a wild sweirdo!”

“I got impaled by a sweirdos plunge last night, it was horrific.”
“Look at that sweirdos lonesome hair waving in the wind, how majestic.”

by nanjahdoncuddle December 23, 2017

The Dirty Schwerdty

When someone hooks up with another whilst paroletic.

Oh! I walked past Joyleens Frock Salon, and someone in there was paz az, doing The Dirty Schwerdty with a manikin!

by joyleen November 9, 2010

schwindoodle-popped

1. Excessively drunk, to the point of blacking out.
2. Fucked up.
3. Shit-faced

Dude, I was so schwindoodle-popped last night I don't remember anything after 9:30.

by GMAN w/ the PLAN July 23, 2010

Schwerdt

A last name given to Greek gods. Or more specifically, German gods.

Wow her/his last names Schwerdt! I was wondering why she/he was so attractive.

by yologal November 20, 2013

schwerd

The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.

This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.

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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!

by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022