The ultimate alias (false name). It was first used by some very
old guy in the
time of castles and lords, it was an anagram of his name, stuczystubz.
Stuczystubz: "But i am not Stuczystubz, i am...Scuzzybutts, yea...Scuzzybutts."
Dumb looking guard: "Ok, i guess you can enter since you aren't Stuczystubz."
(Stuczystubz enters the castle and steals all the valuables, the
dumb looking guard is sentenced to
death)