The ultimate alias (false
name). It was first used by some very old
guy in the time of castles and lords, it was an anagram of his
name, stuczystubz.
Stuczystubz: "But i am not Stuczystubz, i am...Scuzzybutts, yea...Scuzzybutts."
Dumb looking guard: "Ok, i
guess you can enter since you
aren't Stuczystubz."
(Stuczystubz enters the castle and steals all the valuables, the dumb looking guard is sentenced to
death)