scuzzybutts

The ultimate alias (false name). It was first used by some very old guy in the time of castles and lords, it was an anagram of his name, stuczystubz.

Stuczystubz: "But i am not Stuczystubz, i am...Scuzzybutts, yea...Scuzzybutts."

Dumb looking guard: "Ok, i guess you can enter since you aren't Stuczystubz."

(Stuczystubz enters the castle and steals all the valuables, the dumb looking guard is sentenced to death)