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How people with speech impediments say Cheez-it

Taylor Swift's mom: What do you want for a snack

Taylor: Shuzits pleaze

Taylor's mom: You talk about as well as you sing

shuzit by mcrandadog1 February 13, 2019

Words you can keep

shupit

an alternative for dipshit, used for when a person says or does something stupid.

you took my waffle, you SHUPIT! i fucking hate you now!

shupit by ojness899 February 27, 2008

Related Words

shuzit • shizit • shizite • suzita • shiziticles • Shizitus • Shubita • shubitaka • Shuhita • shuit

Pop ShuvIt

a. A trick in skateboarding, where you ollie then spin the board 180 degrees under your feet and land.
b.Can also be used to amuse your friends
c. or impress people.
d.or as a bad term

a. I can do a pop shuvit
b.She's such a pop shuv it
c. I can pop shuvit and you can't
d.Don't have a pop shuvit up your ass

Pop ShuvIt by billy bob kozminski July 30, 2008

Shuvit

abbreviation of shove it

How about you shuvit up yo.

Shuvit by EvilTrivago November 27, 2019

shizit

A secret way to swear.

Thanks Dickie Roberts!

That's a lot of shizit!

shizit by Trixie April 29, 2004

Shuvit rewind

A shuvit rewind is also known as the feather flip, its where the skater attempts a pop shuvit and then kicks it back into place before it makes a full 180 turn. This trick requires a very high amount of air, not an easy trick to learn, one of the more advanced tricks.

Skater: Dude I just landed a shuvit rewind.

Skater2: No way man I havent been able to learn those because i dont jump high enough

Skater3: Sucks for you man

Shuvit rewind by SKATE-4-LIFE December 18, 2009

Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

Shizitus by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026