Use it when someone is annoying you.Wallah if u use it they will shut the hell up.So much joy comes out when you say it. Then you could finally suck toes in peace. LMAO
Him:Eyy yo ur toes smell like toilets
Me:shuush
Him:I have made a severe mistake and i’ll never do it again
The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)
"Jenny's coming over later, I betterscrub the shrubs extra hard today"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!