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by afag November 22, 2003
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Shutt'n Down

The situation a person finds their self in after eating a large meal when the body prioritizes all internal energy to digestion. During this process, one may lose control of all simple motor functions. Symptoms usually include, but are not limited to, tilting of the head backwards, angled to the side and drool excreted from the mouth, excessive slouching, yawning and rubbing of the eyes. One may also find them self struggling to fight off a massive dump. Extreme precautions should be taken to ensure the head does not uncontrollably fall forward and hit the table/dinner plate.
After a family dinner has finished.

Brian to Jake: "JAKE, SIT UP IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AND STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES!"

Jake to Brian: "huh....?"

Josh to Brian: "Don't yell at him, he's just shutt'n down"
by huskerback5 February 19, 2011
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Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!
A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!
by Yalton December 11, 2011
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Ollie Shutt

Ollie Shutt is the son of gastroenterologist Dr James Shutt. He is a bright student who is known for travelling around the country giving seminars on dealing with discrimination against redheads.
Ollie Shutt was recently caught flirting with a girl at his seminar.
by Soop September 1, 2021
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Portuguese Space Shuttle

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).
The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!
by SG5 September 25, 2016
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shuttysville

When some annoying asshole just won't shut the fuck up you tell them to go to shuttysville.
Next time an asshole keeps blah blah blahing tell them to go the hell to shuttysville.
by jpg3 August 25, 2011
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Shattler

A loud, powerful fart that rushes around the feces as it departs the asshole, so it creates an air pocket and the crap rattles around a little before exiting.
Billy: “I was trying not to get noticed while taking a dump at the party and had a shattler, it felt kind of good, does that make me gay?”

Dave: “No, I love when I get a shattler, too bad they are so rare. If loving shattlers are wrong, I don't want to be right.”
by Louisiana Gold December 23, 2008
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