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When you are about to say shit but an uptight parent or teacher walks by and you change the ending of shit to tuph resulting in "Shtuph".
Friend 1: Man, we have so much homework.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate this shhhh- *Teacher walks by* -shtuph.
Shtuph by Misho554 October 31, 2012
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Sound effect of hentai anal.
*Shlupah* *Shlupah* *Shlupah*
Shlupah by Shlupah October 31, 2017

stupaholic 

A truly stupid person who is addicted to being stupid and needs a 12 step program to get rid of this problem.
My brother is a stupaholic. Everything that comes out of his mouth is stupid. He needs fixing just like any other addict.
stupaholic by razel July 5, 2012
The pronunciation of the acronym s.t.f.u. (shut the fuck up). It's faster than sayign the letters of the acronym, and much faster than saying "Shut the fuck up."
jxni: those are nice boots
marl0n: thanks
jxni: give them to me
marl0n: shtufah
shtufah by Marlon April 14, 2004
You are so stoned out of your mind that you get stupid high
Dude I'm too stupahigh for this story. Tell me when
stupahigh by zzz~Rochelle~zzz June 23, 2017

Shtupyhead 

a contraction of the words shtupid (see the definition for the word “shtupid”) and head referring to a person who is, will, or has made a completely spectacular stupid, idiotic, unfortunate or undesirable decision or choice
You really are a shtupyhead, I can’t believe that you ate all my Mountain Dew!
Shtupyhead by Ulcerans December 19, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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