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Shtuppalotopuss
(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011
shtup nazi
1) a sexually domineering person 2) a person who must have rigidly structured sexual activity 3) a person who uses sex as a weapon 4) a sexually sadistic, or sexually cruel and unusual person 5) a person who employes rationing of sexual activity in order to dominate his or her partner's behavior, responses, or make them conform to their rules, etc.
Ira: Do you think she will sleep with you more than twice a week?
Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.
Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.
shtup nazi by Kung Fu Rabbi August 14, 2012
SHTFKUP
SHTF gun
The one gun that is planned on being relied on if the 'SHTF'. Although the choice of weapon for this purpose is highly personal, most will select a robust rifle (or shotgun, especially in an urban environment) of proven ability under adverse conditions. Most importantly, it will be a weapon with which the owner is very familiar. Virtually all gun owners will, if pressed, admit that they have designated one of their arms as the 'shtf'gun.
In spite of its WW II vintage the M-1 Garand is still a favorite SHTF gun; its offers .30-06 punch and rarely malfunctions under even the most trying conditions.
SHTF gun by Mike Bishop September 23, 2006
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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