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Shtuppalotopuss
(adj.) 1--A guy so notoriously horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
(noun) 2--A guy who manages to get far too much female attention, resulting in a largely disproportionate number of women having intercourse with him.
Don't ever invite Mike to your Perv Parties--he'll be trying all night to poke every woman there, that Shtuppalotopuss!
Shtuppalotopuss by Phuqit October 20, 2011
SHTF
When the Shit Hits The Fan.
To survialists and preparedness people, this is the big disaster. Normally connotates the total break down of civilization and social order.
To survialists and preparedness people, this is the big disaster. Normally connotates the total break down of civilization and social order.
pit shtup
1. pit shtupping is/was an ecstatic rites characteristic according to some cultures around the world
2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.
2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.
shtup nazi
1) a sexually domineering person 2) a person who must have rigidly structured sexual activity 3) a person who uses sex as a weapon 4) a sexually sadistic, or sexually cruel and unusual person 5) a person who employes rationing of sexual activity in order to dominate his or her partner's behavior, responses, or make them conform to their rules, etc.
Ira: Do you think she will sleep with you more than twice a week?
Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.
Joe: Nah, she's a real shtup nazi when it comes to spontaneous sex.
shtup nazi by Kung Fu Rabbi August 14, 2012
SHTF gun
The one gun that is planned on being relied on if the 'SHTF'. Although the choice of weapon for this purpose is highly personal, most will select a robust rifle (or shotgun, especially in an urban environment) of proven ability under adverse conditions. Most importantly, it will be a weapon with which the owner is very familiar. Virtually all gun owners will, if pressed, admit that they have designated one of their arms as the 'shtf'gun.
In spite of its WW II vintage the M-1 Garand is still a favorite SHTF gun; its offers .30-06 punch and rarely malfunctions under even the most trying conditions.
SHTF gun by Mike Bishop September 23, 2006