resort located in port colborne ontario where everyone drives golfcarts while being completely intoxicated. where you lose track of time because you are so wasted you have either lost your phone or broken it. you wake up on a random persons porch with your golfcart half way down the street, some article of clothing missing, and bruises all over your body wondering who or what you did the night before.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.