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The hair on one's ass.
Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs
asshair by minguab February 3, 2007
1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.
Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.
Asshair by Rein April 22, 2003
Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."

"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"

"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
Asshair by DannyinPA.dc September 4, 2023
Asshair (N.) (Vulg.) (Gender Neutral) Used in place of the term "asshole", so it doesn't get flagged on social media, this term could possibly be the most offensive term to call someone. The term was first used by DLC at Midtown II Diner with the owner discussing other possible names that could be worse when referring to someone annoying. It was coined in 2012. The Diner in Center City, Philadelphia, PA is no longer in operation. What can be worse than being a pube in that part of the body?
"Joe Biden is such an asshair; I can't wait until he is out of office."

"Yo! Why you being such an asshair?"

"Okay already youse guys, stop being asshairs."
Asshair by DannyinPA.dc September 4, 2023

matted asshair 

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012

walking bag of wet asshair 

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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