Asshair

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.

by Daniel Beaton December 28, 2005

Asshair

1. An annoying person that is as worthless as a hair on your ass.
2. A person below your level, just a hair on your ass.

Tommy McKnight is an Asshair.

by Rein April 22, 2003

asshair

The hair on one's ass.

Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs

by minguab February 3, 2007

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

by Quickbrother July 25, 2019

walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.

Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

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