Shrivled 

Because fuck you guys.

Yes: Andres, Gene, Ilie, I mean shrivled.

Shrivled by sab754 December 10, 2017

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Shrilled 

The feeling after toking, becoming chill and stoned.

"That was good, i'm so shrilled

Shrilled by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shriveldickery 

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012