Shrivled
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shrivler
shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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Shrilled
Shrilled by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007
shriveled dick
Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
Shriveldickery
The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012
shriveled dick cold
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
shriveldickery
shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012
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