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shrivler
shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
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Shrilled
Shrilled by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007
shriveled dick
Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
Shriveldickery
The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
Shriveldickery by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012
shriveled dick cold
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
shriveldickery
shriveldickery by DickFittswell September 7, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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