shrivle

A shrivle is either one or all of the below:
1. A slut
2. Sex-Obsessed
3. A girl who tries too hard

Friendly version:
1. A girl constantly talking with their friends about a guy who they want to have sex with.

"Shay, do not worry about it, she is just a shirvle!"

"I need Booty!" the girl exclaimed, "You shirvle," Her friend replied.

Friendly Version:
"Okay wodie have fun on your date, ya shrivle!"

by Zany Shay February 28, 2005

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Shrible

The holy books of the Shrek religion. Consists of the book of Shrek, the book of donkey, and others. Used to spread his holy ogreness across the kingdom.

I use the shrible to send prayers to Shrek every night

by The baconator March 14, 2015

Shrilled

The feeling after toking, becoming chill and stoned.

"That was good, i'm so shrilled

by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007

Cock shrivelege

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.

Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.

by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.

That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!

by Richard Fittswell Upinya April 13, 2012