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A shrivle is either one or all of the below:
1. A slut
2. Sex-Obsessed
3. A girl who tries too hard

Friendly version:
1. A girl constantly talking with their friends about a guy who they want to have sex with.
"Shay, do not worry about it, she is just a shirvle!"

"I need Booty!" the girl exclaimed, "You shirvle," Her friend replied.

Friendly Version:
"Okay wodie have fun on your date, ya shrivle!"
shrivle by Zany Shay February 28, 2005
Words you can keep
Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.
I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!
shrivler by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017
Related Words
The holy books of the Shrek religion. Consists of the book of Shrek, the book of donkey, and others. Used to spread his holy ogreness across the kingdom.
I use the shrible to send prayers to Shrek every night
Shrible by The baconator March 14, 2015

Shrilled 

The feeling after toking, becoming chill and stoned.
"That was good, i'm so shrilled
Shrilled by Tomthetrain December 3, 2007

Cock shrivelege 

Retraction or foreshortening of one's cock upon entering a cold or hostile environment.
Rodger experienced major cock shrivelege upon entering the icy cold waters of the local swimming pool.

Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
Cock shrivelege by Aznlover May 21, 2006

shriveled dick 

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.
shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

Shriveldickery 

The art of belittling someone, in order to make yourself look more appealing. To make ones dick look smaller than it is.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
That asshole is a master of shriveldickery!
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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