shriveled dick
Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
shriveled dick by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017
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shriveled dick cold
Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"
shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009
Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
Shrivel-Dick Syndrome by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011
shrivel dick
The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
shrivel dick by mmmberry December 5, 2011
A Shrivel Dick
“Damn bro I can’t believe she called the cops, she is such A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”
“Stop being A Shrivel Dick”
A Shrivel Dick by MentalBigBoi69 December 1, 2019
shrivel up your dick
shrivel up your dick by bigdickivan September 19, 2022
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