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Shrink wrap 

Shrink wrap by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004
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Shrink Wrap 

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.
Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.
Shrink Wrap by DJ Mack Attack June 4, 2009

shrink wrap 

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.
that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.
shrink wrap by trojan whores September 3, 2003

Shrink Wrap 

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.
"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)
Shrink Wrap by I-WIN March 7, 2009

Shrink-wrap 

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.
I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!
Shrink-wrap by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

shrink wrap a turd 

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.
After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

shrink wrapping 

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.
it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..
shrink wrapping by the noodle'er December 17, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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