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shrimp eye 

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
shrimp eye by stripper 1 September 8, 2008
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shrimp eye 

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snao!)"
shrimp eye by stripper 1 August 10, 2006

Shrimp Eye 

Shrimp Eye

The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.

It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.

i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.
Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?
Shrimp Eye by QueenieD March 17, 2013

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.
"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."
The Shrimp Eye by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018

Shrimp Eyes 

When you are so cooked/tired that your eyes become all squint-y and Shrimpy
"Did you see Callum's new license photo?! He has Full Shrimp Eyes"
Shrimp Eyes by fullshrimp September 15, 2019

Shrimp Eyes 

A very attractive Asian lady with beautiful eyes, so lovely yet so black; just like the night, dark and mysterious, yet warm and forgiving.
oh wow man, check out old shrimp eyes over there...She looked straight through me with those bad boys
Shrimp Eyes by cian07 September 15, 2009

shrimpees 

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps
That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.
shrimpees by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009
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