Shreksophone is the best video out there in the whole memehistory. Shrek is basically obsessed with playing the saxophone. Shreksophone is the biggest crack head in the universe. Shreksophone is one of the hottest men out there you will be lucky to meet one in a swamp.
Fiona: who is that hot looking daddy over there by the swamp playing the saxophone? Donkey: oh that shreksophone.
It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.
Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!