shqueep

Wet bubbly fart usually followed by diohreah and is often uncomfortable

ryan: jord mate mostafa just shqueeped
jordan: dirty sod
ryan: not my fault he has no bowel controll

by Ryansleftnut April 29, 2008

squeepy

That feeling you get when you watch something adorable and heartwarming at the same time. Amalgamation of squee plus weepy.

"Did you see that viral video of the guy who put together a flash mob marriage proposal to his partner? It made me squeepy!"

by Munknasty December 15, 2015

Squeep

Being both excited enough by something to squee, yet embarrassed/intimidated enough to eep. The warm feeling you get when someone compliments you heavily, while at the same time feeling uncomfortable with all the attention and praise. The feeling you get when you've landed a really challenging, exciting, yet intimidating job. Root words, squee + eep.

Also: squeeped, squeeping, squeepy.

"I totally squeeped when he told me he'd never seen eyes as pretty as mine. I've never had a guy tell me that, before."

"You should have seen him squeeping about landing that contract--when he wasn't bouncing off the walls with joy, he was wide-eyed with worry over all the things he would have to do."

by Ladyofthemasque September 1, 2006

Shqueef

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

squeep

To fire someone from their job for no valid reason.

Right out of the blue, my boss called me into his office, and squeeped me. I will sue.

by No Fair August 21, 2004

Squeep

When something both squirts and weeps simultaneously. Used to discribe a stealthy fart or a shart. It is also used to
describe the dissension and ascension of Mario through pipes in Super Mario brothers.

" Just as Mario squeeped out of the pipe he got killed by that turtle. :( "

" When you werent around I squeeped out a ripe one!"

by Jeshi S April 1, 2009

squeep

To completely defeat someone, like "own" or "kick a**"

That mug squeeped me and took my money.

by Eyeman(o) September 6, 2006