Squeepin 

The act of having dry, unlubricated sex that results in awkward, high-pitched squeaking sounds—usually reminiscent of a balloon being tortured or sneakers on a gym floor. Can range from mildly amusing to extremely distracting.

Bro, we were squeepin’ so loud last night, I swear her mattress started sounding like a rubber duck with asthma.

Squeepin by Shilohstewart August 3, 2025

Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

squeeing 

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

squeeing by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeezing the ketchup 

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

squeezing the ketchup by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

Love Squeezins 

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

Love Squeezins by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

Squeezing the puck by Clm3434 June 4, 2018