Squeepin

The act of having dry, unlubricated sex that results in awkward, high-pitched squeaking sounds—usually reminiscent of a balloon being tortured or sneakers on a gym floor. Can range from mildly amusing to extremely distracting.

Bro, we were squeepin’ so loud last night, I swear her mattress started sounding like a rubber duck with asthma.

by Shilohstewart August 3, 2025

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

squeeing

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squeezing the ketchup

Wanking it

"Bro don't disturb I'm squeezing the ketchup!"

by Justin Anderson is too cool July 17, 2016

Love Squeezins

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018