shpoose

I like aleysha

Hey! Did you know shpoose!

by Mobkeycock June 1, 2023

shpooshpooshka

Female dog in Daisy language

Wow.... Ismaelda is such a shpooshpooshka! She spread rumors about me.

by Spartaremix September 17, 2017

Spoose

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.

*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."

by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018

Shpoove

n: a little "spike" that comes off one's eyebrow, to make it have an almost evil look.

Kyle: What's that little shpoove ya got there buddy?

Noah: Oh, this? Yeah it's a pretty awesome eyebrow shpoove. Been working on this baby forever!

by Shutter69 October 27, 2011

shpooger

someone who rips the penshki, or dank at a constant

Arnold your such a shpooger

by jonshwick October 5, 2018

shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.

Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.

by Lucyworm April 16, 2021